The Homophobic Alphabet Euphemism Collection

This is an ongoing collection of euphemisms, built from contributions sent be readers, and personal research. At the beginning, the project was never intended to be participatory, and now this page is becoming increasingly long and unwieldy. For this reason I am going to build a stand alone site dedicated to this project.

For now, I will not continue updating this list, but if you email me then I will keep your contributions for the new site.

I will keep you posted!

All the best, Lyn
September 2011

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

	GAY MEN
A	Abnormal adventurous Aesthete, aesthetic, artistic Agent of the Department of Homoland Security Agents of Imperialism Aids carrier Alice alternatively gendered Anal bandit Androphile Angel Anti-Man Appreciator of broadway musicals aristocratic vice Arse bandit Arse bishop Ass boy Arse king Auntie
B	Back gammon player backdoor man Back scuttler Back tickler Bale of Hay Bandit Bassoon player batting for the other team Batty boy Bean Queen Bear Belle bent Best friend Blow boy Bootie bandit Botty burglar Bougie man bourgois decadence Boy cunt Boy pussy Broken wrist Brown nose Brown hatter Brownie Queen Browning sister Bud Sallogh Bun duster Buffty Bugger Bulgarian Bum boy Bum chums butt muncher Butterfly
C	Cake Eater Calamite capitalist degeneration Capon as camp as a row of tents Cannibal Cat Catamite Chicken Chicken hawk Choc-box attacker Chocolate chimney sweep Chocolate pipeline surfer Chocolate Soldier chocolate spreader Christmas Tree Chubby Chaser Chutney Ferret Clam Jouster Clone Close Companion Closet Case Closet Queen Cissy Cocoa shunter Cock smoker Cock sucker Colon commander Colwyn Bay Comrade Cob knobbler Confirmed batchelor congenital inversion Consenting adult Corn Holer Cot Queen Cowboy Crafty Butcher Cream Puff cross wired Curry Queen
D	Daffodil Daisy Dandy Dangle Queen deviant Dicky licker different Dinge Queen dinner masher Dirt-track rider diverted (on the) DL (on the) down low Doctor Dre Doll Donut puncher Doormat basher Doris Day Drainpipe engineer Ducky Duke of Kent Dung puncher Dung pusher
E	effeminate (The) English Disease Ethel exotic Exhaustpipe Engineer Experiments of Nature
F	Fag Faggot Fairy Fan of Judy (Garland) Fey Flaming Faggot Finlay Quaye Fire Hazard First of May Flit Freak Fribble Friend of Dorothy Friend of Pete's Frog Queen Fruit Fudge Packer
G	Gal-boy Ganemede gash gay Gayboy Gentleman Butch Gentleman pussy Gentleman of the Back Door Gentlemiss Girlie Goat Blower Gobbler Good with colours Gonsel/Gunsel Green and Yellow Fellow Gussie
H	Heart valve He valued his privacy Hen hussie Hershey highwayman He-She himmer hock Hodgie Hoer of the HP Homo Howard's way homothug Huntley's
I	Ingle Inspector of manholes Interior decorator Intermediate Sex International In the Department Invert Invertebrate
J	Jacksie Rabbit jere Jizz jemmy Jobby jabber jocker Joey John and Joan joto Joy boy
K	Knob Jockey Knobbler
L	Lad-Lass Lamb Lavender Menace Left-handed Letting the Inside Out Lettuce Licker Lick Spigot lilac ranger like that Light Foot Light in the Loafers Limp Wristed Lisper log jammer Longtime Companion love of green
M	macaroni Mag Darling maladjusted Malkin maricon mariposa Margeries Marmite miner Mary Ann Mattress muncher Maud Meat hound a member of the Middlesex regiment Molly Molly Mop Mox Midnight Cowboy Mince Minty Miss Nancy Mother musical Mutant Myrtle
N	Nancy Boy Navigator of the Windward Passage Nelly Nelly Duff Nephew nervous Never Married Nick Vamp not interested in the opposite sex Nudger
O	odd Off the Planet old blue old bull Omi-paloni On the Other Bus one of them / one of those Opera Queen Orchid Eater Oriental Other Other Way OTPOTSS
P	Paloni-omi Pancake Pansy Park Queen pato peculiar Pederast Pervert Peter, Paul and Mary Piccolo Player Pillow Biter Pilot of the Chocolate Runway Pink Pants Player of the Pink Oboe Plymouth Fancy Politically correct sex Poof Poo jabber Poo Pipe Pirate Poonce Power Bottom Powder Puff Pretty Boy professional men's cheek stretcher Punkl pusher of the cheesy wheelbarrow Pussy puto Putting from the Rough
Q	Queen as queer as a nine-bob bit queer Quiff Quince
R	Raving Queen Rear Admiral Rear Brigadier Rear Gunner Receiver Receiver of Swollen Goods rent riding the top deck of the bus Rimadonna Ring Pirate Romantic Friend Rubber Queen
S	Salad tosser Sausage jockey Screaming fairy Sea-pussy severe Shirtlifter Shit Sticker similsexualist Sissy Sister Skin Diver Skippy Snow Queen so Soapy Sodomite Special Friend Stoke on Trent Studmuffy Suckster Sugar Britches Sugar in his Tank Swedish Sweetie Sweet Boy Swish switch hitter Sword Swallower
T	a taker of warm showers Ted ray Temperamental That way inclined theatrical Third Sex Three Dollar Bill Three Legged Beaver touched Trapeze Artist Trouser Man Turd burglar Turd packer Twank Twink, Twinkie Twixter
U	unnatural Uphill Gardener Undercover Man undercover brother uranian Uranist urning
V	Vice Anglais vile Vine Dangler
W	Warm Brother Wazzy Akram Wearing the mask wears a green carnation Weasel Whoops boy Willie woofter Wind jammer Wolf Wonk
X
Y
Z	Zealot

	LESBIANS
A	Abnormal adventurous Agents of Imperialism alternatively gendered Amazon Amy John Andro-Dyke
B	Baby Butch Baby Femme batting for the other team Beaver Eater Best Friend Betty Bird Washer bluff bookish Boon Dagger A Boston Marriage bourgois decadence Bull Bull Dagger Butch
C	Camp counselor capitalist degeneration Carpet Muncher Cherry Picker Close Companion Closet Case congenital inversion Consenting Adult cracksnacker cross wired cunnilinctrixes Cuntlapper, cuntlicker
D	deviant Diesel Dyke different Dildo Divers diverted Doll Dolly Dimples Drinking from the Furry Cup Dyke Dykosauros
E	exotic Experiments of Nature
F	Fairy Lady Fem Finger Artist Fluff Freak
G	Gal-boy gamahucker, gamarucker Garconne gay Gay-girl Ginger Beer
H	Hare
I	Interested in Wheelbarrows Intermediate Sex International In the Department Invert Invertebrate
J	Jack jasper
K	Kiki Kitkat Shuffler
L	Lady Lover Lamb Lavender Menace Left-handed Lemon Les Lesbianator Letting the Inside Out Lezzie librarian Lickalottapus like that Lipstick Butch Longtime Companion love of green Lover Under the Lap
M	Mag Darling Magnus Pike maladjusted Manly-hearted Woman Margie Member of the Lodge Mintle Mox Muffalo Muff Diver musical Mutant Myrtle
N	nervous Never Married Nick Vamp not interested in the opposite sex Nouvelle lesbian Nudger
O	odd Off the Planet old blue old bull Omi-paloni On the Committee On the Other Bus one of them Oriental Other Other Way OTPOTSS
P	Paloni-omi Pancake Pansy Without a Stem peculiar Pervert plater Politically correct sex Punting from the Cambridge End
Q	queer Queer Bird
R	Raleigh Bike Romantic Friend Ruffle Rug Eater
S	Sapphist Sergeant severe She has shares in Birkenstock She always was a tomboy She drives a bus She enjoys the tennis at Eastbourne She sings in the choir Sister Skirt Lifter so Special Friend Spinster Split Tail Lover Studmuffy Swedish Swish
T	Temperamental that way inclined Third Sex Three Wheel Trike TIt King Tommy Top Sergeant touched Trapeze Artist tribas, tribade Twink Twatasaurus Rex
U	unnatural uranian urning
V	Vaginator TIt King Vice Anglais vile
W	Warm Sister Wearing the Mask Wearing Sensible Shoes Weasel West End Thesbian Wolf
X
Y
Z	Zami

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